Tell your Master I no longer serve him.

Written for legendland; these are all rated PG-13.

Title: We Parody You Because We Love You
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Kahlan, Zedd, Cara (almost Z/C)
Length: 155
Inspiration: "they were probably whispering sweet nothings to each other"

 

( "I love you! Oh, Richard!" )

 

Title: Weather Forecast
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan, Nicholas
Length: 463
Spoilers: Reckoning
Inspiration: "she would always look back and remember the way life was supposed to be"

( There were times... )

Title: Marvel
Characters/Pairing: Cara, Kahlan (hints of C/K)
Length: 351
Spoilers: Broken
Inspiration: "as Cara died, she saw Kahlan"

 

( One moment, stretched infinitely long, looking into the Mother Confessor's cold eyes... )

 

Title: Kitten Alert
Characters/Pairing: RKC, hints of C/K
Length: 358
Inspiration: "all her training hadn't prepared her for this"

 

( Mord'Sith don't rescue kittens in trees... )

Title: Under His Spell
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan, Richard/Kahlan
Length: 413
Inspiration: "for a moment, Kahlan wondered what it would be like to give in"

 

( "This isn't you!" Richard cried desperately... )

Title: The Good Sleep Better
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan/Cara, Richard, Zedd, Keeper, Creator
Length: 3065
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: whole series
Summary: Written for the peoplespalace discussion, what if, at the end of Resurrection, it's Darken's soul that's returned to Richard's body, instead of Richard's? Note--this is a parody!

 

( If the Keeper ever decided to man up and sweep the Creator off her feet, he would do well to take style points from Darken Rahl. )