Tell your Master I no longer serve him.

This is a sticky! If at any time there are things not included here, I apologize; I write a lot, and sometimes I can't keep up!

( Legend of the Seeker fanfic, by Riona )

Title: Stop and Smell the Roses
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Nicci, referenced Kahlan/Cara
Length: 1172
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Tears
Summary: AU in which Nicci joined Team Awesome after Bound - for her own purposes, of course. She and Richard share a moment at the Pillars of Creation. Written for the Anon Rare!Ship, Wrong!Ship Comment!Fic Meme; prompt was Richard/Nicci, she's never been with a man who makes her feel.

 

( “Only you, Richard,” Nicci teases gently, “would make me literally stop and smell the roses.” )

Title: Fair Play
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Kahlan/Darken, Zedd, Jennsen, Dahlia
Rating: R (to be safe)
Warnings: incest, issues of consent, canon character death
Length: 5385
Spoilers: Heavily for Unbroken
Note: This was written for ivanolix, who won my thread in the helpthesouth auction :D
(another note - there's a Lois McMaster Bujold quote in here: "While we live, we cannot disengage.")
Summary: Unbroken AU: the power of Orden is seductive, and almost impossible to resist - no matter who wields it. When Zedd's Spell of Undoing on Dahlia is interrupted, Richard and Kahlan don't have the luxury of a reality where they don't already know what it means to be a Rahl. And turnabout is fair play...

 

( Richard and Kahlan had been fighting Darken Rahl, evil tyrant, for so long, it had created a kind of intimacy... )

Title: Destiny Swap: Chapter 4: New Beginnings
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan, Richard/Jennsen/Denna, Zedd, Richard/Kahlan, Richard/Cara, Darken/Cara
Rating: R
Warning: implied incest, violence
Length: 3254
Summary: Written for a peoplespalace discussion: What if, in Reckoning, Richard and Cara ended up in the past, instead of the future? Can they get back to Kahlan, Zedd and Darken without changing their own past? Or is this the perfect opportunity to rid the world of an evil tyrant forever?

 

( "If, in your reality, I am the tyrant that you are in mine..." )

So, when I get cranky, which I did last week on account of rl stuff, I write angsty/darkfic - you have been warned ;)


Title: Queen of the Damned
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Kahlan, Richard/Cara, Darken/Kahlan
Rating: R
Warnings: violence, death
Spoilers: mid season 2
Summary: Inspired by 16beckyb's comment in the peoplespalace Hunger discussion: Darken Rahl, a man [Kahlan] not only hates but now knows she was married to in a reality that "might" have happened. I can't imagine she doesn't have a few nightmares about that. A bit of a Kahlan character study.

 

( "Have I pleased you, Mistress?" Richard asked brightly... )

Title: Unbound
Character/Pairing: Richard/Nicci, Richard/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~400
Spoilers: Bound
Summary: Tag for Bound - Nicci's decision to quit the Keeper ;)

 

( Richard is always going on about all there is to live for... )

Title: The Good Sleep Better
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan/Cara, Richard, Zedd, Keeper, Creator
Length: 3065
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: whole series
Summary: Written for the peoplespalace discussion, what if, at the end of Resurrection, it's Darken's soul that's returned to Richard's body, instead of Richard's? Note--this is a parody!

 

( If the Keeper ever decided to man up and sweep the Creator off her feet, he would do well to take style points from Darken Rahl. )

Remember this?



Title: Master
Characters: Darken Rahl, Kahlan, Nicholas Rahl, Shota, Ethan
Length: 1857
Rating: R for violence.
Spoilers: Reckoning
Warning: Character death!
Summary: AU Reckoning: What if Kahlan succeeded in killing Nicholas? For the 'what if' prompt at peoplespalace. (I don't know why I keep doing these--this one will certainly/probably not have a sequel.)

 

( "You're too late--kill me. KILL ME!" she shouted... )

 

For the peoplespalace 12 Prompts of Rahlmas--organized chronologically, these three are all Creatormas season 1.

Title: Open Your Eyes
Characters/Pairing: Cara/Dahlia, Rahl/Cara
Rating: PG-13Prompt: He sees you when you're sleeping

 

( In sleep, you look happy... )

Title: Silver Bells
Characters/Pairing: Rahl/Cara/Denna
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 472
Prompt: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings

 

( "You know you deserve this pain, don't you, Denna?" )


Title: The Bratty Ghost
Characters/Pairing: Darken Rahl, OC (the ghost)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 592
Prompt: Cookies and milk

 

( Darken Rahl didn't believe in curses... )