Tell your Master I no longer serve him.

Title: The Grand Tour
Pairing (though the term is misleading): Richard/Kahlan/Cara
Other characters: Jennsen, Denna, Darken, Chase, Emma, Anna, Grace, Sirian, Ella, Dahlia, Nicci, Brigid, Mark, Dennee, Zedd
Rating: PG-13
Warning: vomit, some violence
Length: 7364
Spoilers: through Tears
Summary: Written for a legendland challenge: RKC wake to find someone has stolen their weapons, and they have to travel the three territories to get them back. On the way, they learn that there's more amiss in the world than stolen weapons, and that they may be on the brink of another war not of their seeking.

 

( "This was conceived of by a twisted mind," Kahlan said, with feeling... )

Title: Creator's Night
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Kahlan, Darken/Nicci, Jennsen/Denna, Cara/Dahlia, Zedd (also next gen: Sam, Rick, and Gracie)
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2614
Spoilers: everything
Summary: Written in honor of the first day of summer ;D The night before the holiday, the royal family of D'Hara celebrates and commiserates, and gets drunk. (Not the kids, though.) Also...a little bit of a parody.

 

( Royalty never had any sense... )

Title: Fair Play
Characters/Pairing: Richard/Kahlan/Darken, Zedd, Jennsen, Dahlia
Rating: R (to be safe)
Warnings: incest, issues of consent, canon character death
Length: 5385
Spoilers: Heavily for Unbroken
Note: This was written for ivanolix, who won my thread in the helpthesouth auction :D
(another note - there's a Lois McMaster Bujold quote in here: "While we live, we cannot disengage.")
Summary: Unbroken AU: the power of Orden is seductive, and almost impossible to resist - no matter who wields it. When Zedd's Spell of Undoing on Dahlia is interrupted, Richard and Kahlan don't have the luxury of a reality where they don't already know what it means to be a Rahl. And turnabout is fair play...

 

( Richard and Kahlan had been fighting Darken Rahl, evil tyrant, for so long, it had created a kind of intimacy... )

Title: Destiny Swap: Chapter 3: Seeker of Truth
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Kahlan, Richard/Jennsen/Denna, Zedd/Panis Rahl, also Cara, Dahlia, Darken's mother, Dennee
Rating: R
Warning: torture, character death, incest, violence...
Length: 7068
Summary: Written for a peoplespalace discussion: What if, in Reckoning, Richard and Cara ended up in the past, instead of the future? Can they get back to Kahlan, Zedd and Darken without changing their own past? Or is this the perfect opportunity to rid the world of an evil tyrant forever?

 

( "Darken Rahl, you are the True Seeker. Will you accept the title?" )

Title: Discipline (Ch. 15 of The Heir to the Throne)
Pairing: Darken/Kahlan, background Darken/Cara, Richard/Kahlan
Length: 884
Rating: T
Warning! This chapter contains references to torture/Mord'Sith issues
Spoilers: Reckoning, mostly, but eventually there'll be a few references to things we learn later.
Summary: Reckoning AU: what if Darken and Kahlan's baby was a girl?

 

( Kahlan carried Nila all the way to her room, unwilling to let her daughter out of her sight... )

 

So, a little while ago meridian_rose and I were talking about LotS and Buffy parallels, and this is not a LotSified Buffy or Buffyified LotS (although that would be nifty...) but, by casting Darken as Spike and Dahlia as Drusilla, I started shipping Darken/Dahlia, and here is the result :D

Title: Comfort
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Dahlia
Length: 466
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: mild ones for Puppeteer
Summary: Just a quiet moment between a Mord'Sith and her Lord...

 

( Not everything is about Cara... )

Title: The Unreadable Girl
Pairing: Kahlan/Cara, Cara/Dahlia, implied Rahl/Cara
Length: 3400
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: basic premise--not much, really
Warnings: Character death (not our lovely ladies), teen motherhood
Summary: Written for foibles_fables for the feelings fest on lots_femslash. AU: What if Rahl and Cara’s child was a girl? pre-series, Cara tries to protect her daughter from a horrible fate, and gets unexpected assistance from a certain Confessor.

 

( She threw caution to the winds, reached for Mistress Dahlia's throat-- )

Title: Kieran's Eve
Characters/Pairing: Darken/Nicci, Richard/Kahlan, Cara/Dahlia, Zedd, implied Denna/Jennsen
Length: 1440
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: whole series
Summary: Three years post-Tears, Darken enjoys a quiet evening with family, that just happens to be on a night for lovers.
(Note: The references to what happened with Cara's son are in more detail in Undone; Richard and Kahlan's son's story is coming soon for dark_fest, and the Darken/Nicci backstory is in Learning Curve.)

 

( "So you're saying Kieran's Eve is a big fake?" Dahlia frowned... )

 

 

Title: Undone
Characters/Pairing: Cara/Dahlia, Sam Rahl (Cara's son), Zedd, Richard, Kahlan, Mistress Nathair, Darken Rahl
Length: 5839
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: whole series
Summary: This is meant to fit in Eternity, where the Rahl and Dahlia torturing Cara thing didn't happen. Instead...well, even *powerful magic* can't undo every bond...Also, Lois McMaster Bujold quote: 'Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.'

 

( “Cara?” Dahlia gasped. She reached for me—I tensed, ready to fight her but worried about hurting Sam—then she *hugged* me. )

 

For the peoplespalace 12 Prompts of Rahlmas--organized chronologically, these three are all Creatormas season 1.

Title: Open Your Eyes
Characters/Pairing: Cara/Dahlia, Rahl/Cara
Rating: PG-13Prompt: He sees you when you're sleeping

 

( In sleep, you look happy... )

Title: Silver Bells
Characters/Pairing: Rahl/Cara/Denna
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 472
Prompt: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings

 

( "You know you deserve this pain, don't you, Denna?" )


Title: The Bratty Ghost
Characters/Pairing: Darken Rahl, OC (the ghost)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 592
Prompt: Cookies and milk

 

( Darken Rahl didn't believe in curses... )